Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day to all of the moms out there, especially my own.

Ahh, Mom. What can you say about her that won't get you slapped upside the head with a cast-iron frying pan? Would it really be Mother's Day here at my house without the distinctive BONG! that my sibs and I know and love? Of course not.

She whips up on me at Scrabble 99.999 percent of the time, sure. (The rest of the time, she has a migraine, so I win by challenging words like "aqwoer" and "paweroi.") Sometimes, her evilness scares me - like when she realized that she could just dump the corpses of those who anger her into the septic tank instead of making the effort to dig a shallow grave. And every now and then, she takes the very-last piece of chocolate in the entire house.

But those things just make her even more awesome.

So, Mom, Happy Mother's Day.


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