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LOL I love cats too. Wouldn't mind coming back as a pampered house cat. Brian
You laugh but this actually happens more often than you think.
I was about 17 and hunting in the NC mountains when the urge struck. Just about the time I got in the same position she is in, a bear came up on me.
I shat, fell backwards in it and by the time I was able to grab my rifle and stand up with my crap covered pants still around my ankles, the bear was gone.
I'll bet that bear laughed all the way back to his spot in the woods. As for me, I jumped in the freezing mountain stream clothes and all to clean up.
Never shit in the woods without your back against something solid.
;-)
Joe
Oh, I'm sure that this sort of thing happens more than once or twice a decade - it's just so rare to have it caught on camera, at such a perfect angle at that. :)
P.S. I've had one or two of those "Oh, crap!" moments myself, but there was no wildlife involved. Or alcohol, for that matter. I'm just incredibly clumsy.
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